Top 10 Reasons to Study Philosophy
at the University of Mississippi

10.  Joy of finding counter-factuals

 9.   Wittgensteinian grading system

 8.  "Shake-Your Belief" booth at county fair

 7.  Several senior faculty studied Value Theory under Moses

 6.  Sandals are back in style, togas can't be far behind

 5.  Hemlock--tastes great, less filling

 4.  The exchange of moral objects at annual Christmas party

 3.  Something to think about in the unemployment line

 2.  New course: "Plato through handpuppets"

And the number one reason is . . .

 1.  Students get to vote in the annual "Apology in the Park"